FIRST Elementary Preview Fall 2012!
Thoughts anyone?
Imagine Sherlock as a father pt. 2
“No, Sherlock - you can’t just let him cry to see how long it takes until he stops!”
“SHERLOCK! When it says “10-20 lbs” on the nappies, it refers to the baby’s weight, not the nappy’s potential capacity!”
“Father… I think I broke the skull on the mantlep-“
“John? You remember that time Hamish was just a toddler and crawled into a grocery bag? You took a picture of it. Well, I might have shown him the picture and told him that while other kids are born in the hospital, we bought him at Tesco.”
“Father. You said I could be whatever I want. Well, I want to be an astronomer. I want to know everything there is about the stars, planets and the solar system.”
I was looking at some ‘Garfield minus Garfield’ strips (leaving owner Jon Arbuckle alone in some sort of depressing, hopeless situation with seemingly no end) when something occurred to me:
…This could just as well have been Sherlock minus Sherlock. Leaving only John hopelessly alone and depressed in the strips.
Imagine Sherlock as a father
” Father. …Where do I come from?”
“…What is puberty?”
“John. Take a look at our son’s internet history.”
“Father. I think some of the girls in my school might be interested in m-“
“Uncle? Father told me that while most people love other people, some people love cake. What did he mean?”
“Sherlock? You told our son that there’s no Santa, and no Easter Bunny? For god’s sake, Sherlock! He’s three years old!”
“I don’t think you understand, Sherlock; there’s nothing left of the school’s chemistry lab because of Hamish! No, stop it! It’s not appropriate to shout ‘He made his first bomb!’ in happiness!”
Review: Fandom Teas
Yesterday I received a wonderful packet of fandom teas from adagio, and today my dear friend imberantiel/fybakerstreet and I sat down to have many cups of freshly brewed tea and share our experience with you. We’ve reviewed the Benedict Blend, Sherlock, Martin Mix and Watson.
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