Plot twist: What if Jim Moriarty was just really crappy at drawing/carving, and what he meant to say instead of IOU was “I ❤ U” like some awkward primary school crush
Actual Criminal Moriarty
You’re walking ‘round the pool
There’s no one around,
And your pink phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Moriarty.
He’s staring at you
About 30 feet away.
He looks at you, he gives you a wicked grin.
This is your first encounter.
Moriarty.
You’re sitting in your cab,
But you’re look at the screen..
He’s almost upon you now
And you can see that evil grin on his face.
My god, that man’s everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Moriarty.)
He’s brandishing a plot.
(It’s Moriarty.)
Lurking in the shadows
Consulting criminal Moriarty.
Feeding of excitement,
(Moriarty.)
Looking for fun,
(Moriarty.)
Solving other’s problems
Actual criminal Moriarty.
Now it’s a new day and you seem to have lost him,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Waiting for a madman,
You plot silently under pressure.
AHa! In your pocket,
A small vibration from your phone.
Hope!
Your hand nimbly picks it up,
It’s a text! But it’s from Moriarty!
Putting down your phone,
(Thinking, thinking.)
Walking up the staircase,
(Thinking, thinking.)
Now you’re on the rooftop,
Waiting for you, Moriarty.
Listening to the Bee Gees
(Moriarty)
But he stops as you enter,
(Moriarty.)
You’re walking up towards him.
Confronting criminal Moriarty.
Battle of wits with Moriarty,
Wrestling a gun from Moriarty
He points it at his brain stem,
Safe at last from Moriarty.
You jump down from the tall building,
Blood oozing from your wounded body.
But you have won.
You have beaten Moriarty.
Who was the real Moriarty? (Part 1) |Stuff You Missed In History Class (Podcast)
Who was the real Moriarty (Part 2)
Who was the real Sherlock Holmes? (As posted earlier)
I really recommend this for those interested! These are all podcasts (about 30 mins). The two hosts of the show introduce you to which real life persons most likely inspired Sir Doyle when giving birth to his characters. Enjoy!
What villains can we expect in Sherlock series 3?
With Steven Moffat dropping hints about his plans to resurrect “other great villains” from Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes stories, Gem takes a look at a few potential candidates…
Imagine the twisted evil twins of Holmes and Watson and you have the dangerous duo of Prof. James Moriarty - wily, snake- like, fiercely intelligent, unpredictable - and Colonel Sebastian ‘Basher’ Moran - violent,politically incorrect, debauched. Together they run London crime, owning police and criminals alike. Unravelling mysteries — all for their own gain.
A spin-off from Titan’s highly successful Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes series, The Hound of the D’Urbervilles sees acclaimed novelist Kim Newman (Anno Dracula) take on the fiendish Professor Moriarty.
And finally, here’s the proper post.
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