Part 1 here.

“No, Sherlock - you can’t just let him cry to see how long it takes until he stops!” 

“SHERLOCK! When it says “10-20 lbs” on the nappies, it refers to the baby’s weight, not the nappy’s potential capacity!”

“Father… I think I broke the skull on the mantlep-“

“John? You remember that time Hamish was just a toddler and crawled into a grocery bag? You took a picture of it. Well, I might have shown him the picture and told him that while other kids are born in the hospital, we bought him at Tesco.”

“Father. You said I could be whatever I want. Well, I want to be an astronomer. I want to know everything there is about the stars, planets and the solar system.”

” Father. …Where do I come from?” 

“…What is puberty?” 

“John. Take a look at our son’s internet history.”

“Father. I think some of the girls in my school might be interested in m-“

“Uncle? Father told me that while most people love other people, some people love cake. What did he mean?”

“Sherlock? You told our son that there’s no Santa, and no Easter Bunny? For god’s sake, Sherlock! He’s three years old!”

“I don’t think you understand, Sherlock; there’s nothing left of the school’s chemistry lab because of Hamish! No, stop it! It’s not appropriate to shout ‘He made his first bomb!’ in happiness!” 

If you enjoy the kidlock series: 

# kidlock series 1

# kidlock series 2                                                                         

# kidlock series 3

And there’s the wholock series:

# wholock series 1

# wholock series 2

# wholock series 3

Doing this instead of spamming you with all the reblogs =) 

capaow:

sinastar:

ok… can maybe get behind this whole #kidlock thing

I’m rather enjoying these.