cumberbitchsandwich:

chrismelonibenedictlover:

bennyscrotch:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

benedictatorship:

slashyking:

Internal monologue:

• I am one, slick deducing motherfucker.
• Does John know how good he has it, getting to look at me everyday?
• My hair looks fabulous today. I didn’t even have to use John’s product.
• Bitches at the Yard can’t handle my swag.
• New experiment: I bet if I winked at Molly she’d orgasm, faint and explode simultaneously.
• I should dye my hair ginger, bitches love gingers.

Can we get Sherlock winking at Molly in series 3?

New experiment: I bet if I winked at Molly she’d orgasm, faint and explode simultaneously.

I always thought my ovaries were just for decoration.

Then I discovered Benedict Cumberbatch.

Now they’re constantly reminding me that if I don’t use them, I’m gonna lose them.

USE THEM BEN